Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Short column this week. I'm headed to California for a vacation; the first one I think I've ever taken by myself…without a woman, I mean. I'll be there for about two weeks, give or take. I'll leave the 14th of April, and return on the 28th. So at least one, maybe two columns will not be forthcoming.
But worry not!
In the month of May, I'll be back at it and you'll be subjected to more of my misogynistic musings – I can hear the AHA's from the feminists shrieking through the air now.
Anyway, while I'm in sunny, southern CA, I'll try to reel in and bring back a Lib for you. Knowing California, they probably have a catch and release program as well as regulations on brain size limits, so I can't say whether I'll be able to cross the borders with anything. Besides, every time a Lib comes from California to Oklahoma it raises their average I.Q. and drops ours.
So look for me to be back in the writing saddle in May, all chipper, dapper, tested, and tanned.
Until then,
Keck
