I think it’s probably axiomatic that when men and women have some particular trait of the opposite sex about them, it makes them sexier. That may be a bold thing to say, but hey. I’m bold. As far as men go, I couldn’t say for sure, but with women, it’s a definite. And, being a connoisseur of women, I think I can be trusted. After all, I’ve been studying the lovely creatures since I was fourteen.  

   I saw a picture of a woman in a fitness magazine one time. She was blonde, shapely, slender, and wearing a bikini. Full-page layout. And of course, she was very pretty and particularly sexy. But I noticed something about her. Something that I think not many other men would notice. The reason I noticed was because, as most, well okay…all of my close friends and acquaintances have pointed out, I’m weird. Actually I’m not really weird, they just happen to have this certain quirk about them that kind of skews their judgment. All of them. I’m still holding out for that one friend, that one person I will run into that will admit that I’m as normal as the next guy. I know they’re out there because, like they tell me, I’m “Out there.” And I’m not coming back. So they’ll just have to get used to it.

   Anyway, back to my point. So there she was, this tanned and tantalizing beauty, and I noticed that she has an angular jaw line. As I started analyzing why she is so gorgeous, it hit me. It’s that jaw line. It’s kind of masculine. Now don’t’ get me wrong, I’m not talking Arnold Schwarzenegger, here. I’m not saying she could go ten rounds with a heavyweight. I’m just saying that it was a little strong, to the slightest degree. Slight, ya’ know? Mere. A whisper. Almost unnoticeable, microscopic, pianissimo.

   But it was there nonetheless.

   That brought about a revelation. Women, and possibly men, but definitely women have a far greater degree of sexual allure if there is some small touch of masculinity about them.  

   Now let us proceed with caution as we navigate this jungle of elusive and paradoxical feminine nuances. We must be careful not to take this too far. A woman would lose that sexiness if she had, say, testicles for instance. I cannot emphasize enough that I’m talking only about tiny hints, suggestions, adumbrations. A chin clef. A scar. Thick, muscular thighs, oh have mercy, thick muscular thighs!

   And it doesn’t have to be physical. It can be a certain way she walks, or speaks, a mean streak when her temper flares, a love for guns, even a desire for bloody, violent action films. Any of these things can do it.

   Now I know a lot of guys that say they like a woman who is feminine. So do I, without a doubt. But damn if there isn’t just something about the girl who can take a slap in the face and without flinching, knock the hell out of you right back with her fist. Of course, when the relationship has gone that far, and you’ve literally punched each other, you usually wind up on the floor in one of the best lovemaking sessions of your life.

   There was one time when a former girlfriend and I got into a, well, physical confrontation shall we say. We were just playing around for the most part but it started to get a little out of hand. When we were finished, she had a bloody lip, and I had several scratches on my face. I know we both would have compromised our Christianity if her brother and sister in-law weren’t standing right there. Actually, we kinda’ did a little later after they left.

   But we both felt really, really bad about it, really we did, honest…afterwards.

   Well…um, anyway, she had it. That ever so subtle, masculine thing that I am speaking of. And boy oh boy, was she ever sexy.

   I wonder if she ever thinks of…never mind, back to my point.

   I’m always looking for a woman with such a quality and I’m quite thrilled when I find it. Let me tell you, it’s not easily found. Usually it’s either too much or too little. I mean most women, maybe all, have it to some degree or another. But to find that one with just the right seasoning of masculinity, just the right amount of musky spice to give her that ultra superior sexual, even erotic power that has the potential to drive a man burn her name in his flesh, well, THAT is a woman to be reckoned with. They are dangerous. I know. I’ve been branded a few times. And to all you Bankers out there, (For an explanation of the term ‘Bankers’ see Outlaws and Bankers in this section) keep your distance. Stick with the Sugar Maples. (For an explanation of the term ‘Sugar Maples’ see Savage Sirens and Sugar Maples in this same section).

   I don’t know if you would agree with me on this, but you should because, well, as my friends say, I’m weird. And weird people are usually right, especially on things like this.

   So the next time you see a hot looking woman, take note. I think you will find yourself saying, “You know, I gotta’ hand it to that weird guy…”

 

   Keck