Screw-Up
 
 
 
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Sorry. As the above title indicates, I screwed up. This was supposed to be a real column but was somehow doubled. It was the same as another one, ‘Chicks And Horror Movies,’ only with the first word of the title changed from ‘Chicks’ to ‘Women.’ This proves once and for all what many of my friends and family have thought for a long time...I’m an idiot. I don’t know what happened. I guess I just entered the same column twice and didn’t realize it. I think maybe Charlie was messing around on my website without my knowing it; he’s always trying to trip me up (If you’re curious as to who Charlie is, see my column, Charlie). Or it might just be that my friends and family are right. Whatever the case, that’s why you’re seeing this pathetic and entirely useless apology instead of one of my fascinating and intellectually enlightening regular columns that I put up each Wednesday for all of my many devoted, adoring, and mentally challenged fans. If you’re interested in women/chicks and horror movies, and what in the world it has to do with anything, then please see my column ‘Chicks And Horror Movies.’ It’s a fairly accurate assessment of one of the lesser known differences between the sexes. I was surprised. I didn’t know that the horror movie genre could shed so much light on the idiosyncratic peculiarities of the male and female of the human species. If you do read it and have any disagreements about my take on the concept, then please, by all means, shut the hell up. Just kidding. I welcome all opposing views to any of my ideas, thoughts, or opinions on anything I say in my columns or essays. Again, my humble apologies for the screw-up. Thanks goes to my friend, Scott, for graciously bringing to my attention that I’m an idiot. Hey, what are friends for? Keck
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